Jazz Hands and Needles.

I could try to offer some sort of explanation for how I came to be captured in this pose. In this outfit. Standing in front of what appears to be an Indigo version of the Matrix.

But…that would rob you of the joy of discovery, and you don’t want that, do you?

Beginning this Sunday at 6:30am on NW32 TV, Outlook Portland will start rolling out its new look, so make a special note to get up, stay up, or set your TiVo — after all, how many chances do you have to see me swaddled in pink and jabbed with needles?

I’ll be joined by Eva Darling an instructor at the Portland Jazzercise Center.

Watch! As my snarky skepticism turns to exhausted, sweating shame!

See! A grown man reduced to near-collapse by a trainer who appears to be barely exerting herself!

Laugh! As a smug television host struggles for sufficient breath to apologize for his outdated views on Jazzercise.

PLUS: Daniel Carlson of Green Dragon Acupuncture will pay a visit, and talk about the treatment’s growing use among Portlanders. And yes — I will be perforated by needles. I know what you people want, after all.

So don’t miss it — Outlook Portland, Sunday at 6:30am, only on NW32 TV…the home of Gossip Girl, Melrose, and Rick Emerson.

NEXT WEEK: Cort and Fatboy, plus Robert Wagner of PDX.FM.

IN TWO WEEKS: Bill Oakley, former writer/Executive Producer for The Simpsons.

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One thought on “Jazz Hands and Needles.

  1. Whoa, it’s Mr. Rogers!

    The best part of all this is knowing that the entire time, you’re paranoid and definitely thinking about not looking like an idiot and trying to be manly in front of a cute girl.

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